New movie named "Bison watches TV" is up and it's better than anything 100% of you shitters ever made, so go watch it and be thankful that I am nice enough to show you such brilliance. You're all spoiled.
Also why the fuck can't I post front page. Nobody's gonna read this except bad people who are pissed off that they suck at flash.
Changed the percentage from 97 to 100 considering the people who will be viewing this haven't used flash ever and sit on the front page and actually click on the news button to see the messages that people who can't post front page made.